Curtains? Don't talk about curtains. Are you kidding me? Curtains?
That title is a spin-off of good old Jim Mora when he was asked about the Colts making the playoff after a 4-6 start in 2001. That was Jimmy boys last year with the Colts FYI. Here is the exact transcript of that exchange:
Jim Mora: Let me start out saying this: Do NOT blame that game on the defense, OK? I don't care who you play, whether it's a high school team, a junior college team, a college team, much less an NFL team, when you turn the ball over five times . . . you ain't gonna beat anybody. That was a disgraceful performance. ... We gave it away. We gave them the frigging game. In my opinion, that sucked.
You can't turn it over five times. Holy crap. I don't know who the hell we think we are when we do something like that ... We've thrown [five] interceptions returned for touchdowns. That might be a league record. And we've still got six games left, so there's no telling how many we'll have. I mean, it's absolutely pitiful to play like that . . . Horrible. Just horrible. Horrible.
You can't turn it over five times. Holy crap. I don't know who the hell we think we are when we do something like that ... We've thrown [five] interceptions returned for touchdowns. That might be a league record. And we've still got six games left, so there's no telling how many we'll have. I mean, it's absolutely pitiful to play like that . . . Horrible. Just horrible. Horrible.
Playoffs? Don't talk about playoffs. Are you kidding me? Playoffs? I'm just hoping we can win a game, another game.
Well what the heck does that have to do with renovating my house and curtains you may ask? Just as Jim Mora was utterly suprised by be questioned about making the playoff, it is probably how I would have reacted if in 2001 you were to tell me that I would get curtains for Christmas!!!! As you have probably figured out I got curtains for Christmas from Santa. Now I can take down the temporary sheets I was using to cover my windows and now put up the new curtains I got for my front window, the dining room windows, and the study. (Can I still call those sheets temporary if they were up for 3/4 of a year???)
I would have never know what to pick out so here is what my mother and sisters picked out for me:
Dining Room
Front Window
Study
Thanks MOM
